With the boom of Netflix followers flocking to watch the acclaimed series Orange Is The New Black, it isn’t surprising that they would release their own holiday-themed video. So, what do you get for the 12 days of Christmas at Litchfield?

• 12 smokes for smoking
• 11 Pipers piping
• 10 bitches cutting
• 9 ladies dancing
• 8 snitches snitching
• 7 pies are throwing
• 6 inmates laying
• 5 rounded things
• 4 stalking girls
• 3 ice cream cones
• 2 yogurt cups
• and a chicken in the yard

A chicken in the yard, geeks. A chicken in the yard.

(via The Mary Sue)